Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?

Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.

Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.

Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.

Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.

This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

12-20-2025, 07:00 am - 01:00 pm